A home for the many faces of Kevin Garnett. Hatched from the dementia behind RedsArmy.com try{ clicky.init(66394289); }catch(err){}Tumblr (3.0; @kgfaces)http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28990429c4c6c242488fbbb2c2fc3815/tumblr_mn2a69kniN1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Birthday, Ticket</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/50845239624http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/50845239624Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bee07cadc8e4ba56e93c46e540b49317/tumblr_mesl9nIPoF1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KG’s impression of Courtney Lee’s jumper, while hurtful, is hysterical</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/37604744941http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/37604744941Sun, 09 Dec 2012 20:53:47 -0500mean KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0jkuQB8A1qgl3bno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KG is so proud to teach this young child his first word… “motherfucker”</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36459120513http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36459120513Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:24:30 -0500smiley kg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpkmlmo0Z1qgl3bno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes KG forces everyone to stay for hours after a game to watch Golden Girls reruns on the Jumbotron</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36027334527http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36027334527Sun, 18 Nov 2012 19:13:33 -0500happy kg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpk34WUHA1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Sheed… that magic 8 ball says you’ll be productive in 2 years.  No fuckin’ way, right???</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36026477742http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/36026477742Sun, 18 Nov 2012 19:01:00 -0500sarcastic KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0klarEEkI1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Yes ma… baby is good.  Uh huhh….. Y’know mom, this is kind of bad time…. you called me at work.  Ok… I really gotta g……… no, I didn’t hear about Uncle Ron’s foot surgery…….”</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/18947853169http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/18947853169Thu, 08 Mar 2012 09:23:09 -0500frustrated KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydi31XfsE1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!! </p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/16480575009http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/16480575009Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:23:25 -0500Zombie KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxweeiVLwn1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ray Allen realized at this moment that the Celtics biggest problem was focusing too much on a “Dancing With The Stars” selection</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/15948575317http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/15948575317Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:44:42 -0500Dancy KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7i18M0Lu1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“… I’ve found the nut shot really pisses people off.  So let’s focus on the kidneys.  Elbows here can make a guy piss blood and they’re harder for the ref to see…. “ </p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/14221947360http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/14221947360Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:29:31 -0500Scheming KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlt5sPy3M1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck this up, and the next sandwich will be made out of you</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/9468775991http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/9468775991Sat, 27 Aug 2011 16:34:40 -0400ominous KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9aepLMER1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the end, KG was too tired to even do his signature chest bump routine</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/5523025480http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/5523025480Sun, 15 May 2011 17:30:00 -0400wincy kg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkkio6G7bH1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KG finally discovers how to weaponize his intensity</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/5130615581http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/5130615581Mon, 02 May 2011 08:28:55 -0400sinister KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4o1qltFO1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey Kev… you read what I wrote about you in ESPN the magazine?”</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4878473944http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4878473944Sat, 23 Apr 2011 19:03:26 -0400punked KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzae5hiWL1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Later in court, KG would use a doll to point out where Jared Jeffries touched him</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4792730172http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4792730172Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:20:29 -0400Incredulous KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkaxun8NK1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What the FUCK is that smell??  Smells like shit.  [sniff sniff] Oh… it’s us… and the way we’re playing.  Nevermind.</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4564064053http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4564064053Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:08:18 -0400self conscious kg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj6i2wifvP1qgl3bno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s gonna be great having Shaq back… we can really use a… huh?  He what??  </p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4364058932http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4364058932Tue, 05 Apr 2011 08:16:08 -0400Incredulous KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limbiw1xy61qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tony Allen was never heard from again</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4084743942http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4084743942Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:42:32 -0400sinister KG<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_life9i5LiS1qgl3bno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Call me adorable again motherfucker and Ima punch you in the nuts”</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4008985268http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/4008985268Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:58:29 -0400Baby KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidrhiRBLd1qgl3bno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You see… Rondo’s kinda broken up about things. So can you just wear a #43 and scowl for a bit to make him more comfortable”</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/3991861434http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/3991861434Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:48:54 -0400Friendly KG<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lid3egGfd01qgl3bno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>KG’s version of “The Dougie” is not very good</p>http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/3982114096http://kgfaces.tumblr.com/post/3982114096Sun, 20 Mar 2011 11:08:39 -0400growly kg