1. Happy Birthday, Ticket

    Happy Birthday, Ticket

  2. KG’s impression of Courtney Lee’s jumper, while hurtful, is hysterical

    KG’s impression of Courtney Lee’s jumper, while hurtful, is hysterical

  3. KG is so proud to teach this young child his first word… “motherfucker”

    KG is so proud to teach this young child his first word… “motherfucker”

  4. Sometimes KG forces everyone to stay for hours after a game to watch Golden Girls reruns on the Jumbotron

    Sometimes KG forces everyone to stay for hours after a game to watch Golden Girls reruns on the Jumbotron

  5. Hey Sheed… that magic 8 ball says you’ll be productive in 2 years.  No fuckin’ way, right???

    Hey Sheed… that magic 8 ball says you’ll be productive in 2 years.  No fuckin’ way, right???

  6. "Yes ma… baby is good.  Uh huhh….. Y’know mom, this is kind of bad time…. you called me at work.  Ok… I really gotta g……… no, I didn’t hear about Uncle Ron’s foot surgery……."

    "Yes ma… baby is good.  Uh huhh….. Y’know mom, this is kind of bad time…. you called me at work.  Ok… I really gotta g……… no, I didn’t hear about Uncle Ron’s foot surgery……."

  7. BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!! 

    BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!! 

  8. Ray Allen realized at this moment that the Celtics biggest problem was focusing too much on a “Dancing With The Stars” selection

    Ray Allen realized at this moment that the Celtics biggest problem was focusing too much on a “Dancing With The Stars” selection

  9. "… I’ve found the nut shot really pisses people off.  So let’s focus on the kidneys.  Elbows here can make a guy piss blood and they’re harder for the ref to see…. " 

    "… I’ve found the nut shot really pisses people off.  So let’s focus on the kidneys.  Elbows here can make a guy piss blood and they’re harder for the ref to see…. " 

  10. Fuck this up, and the next sandwich will be made out of you

    Fuck this up, and the next sandwich will be made out of you