1. “Yes ma… baby is good.  Uh huhh….. Y’know mom, this is kind of bad time…. you called me at work.  Ok… I really gotta g……… no, I didn’t hear about Uncle Ron’s foot surgery…….”

    “Yes ma… baby is good.  Uh huhh….. Y’know mom, this is kind of bad time…. you called me at work.  Ok… I really gotta g……… no, I didn’t hear about Uncle Ron’s foot surgery…….”

  2. BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!! 

    BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!! 

  3. Ray Allen realized at this moment that the Celtics biggest problem was focusing too much on a “Dancing With The Stars” selection

    Ray Allen realized at this moment that the Celtics biggest problem was focusing too much on a “Dancing With The Stars” selection

  4. “… I’ve found the nut shot really pisses people off.  So let’s focus on the kidneys.  Elbows here can make a guy piss blood and they’re harder for the ref to see…. “ 

    “… I’ve found the nut shot really pisses people off.  So let’s focus on the kidneys.  Elbows here can make a guy piss blood and they’re harder for the ref to see…. “ 

  5. Fuck this up, and the next sandwich will be made out of you

    Fuck this up, and the next sandwich will be made out of you

  6. In the end, KG was too tired to even do his signature chest bump routine

    In the end, KG was too tired to even do his signature chest bump routine

  7. KG finally discovers how to weaponize his intensity

    KG finally discovers how to weaponize his intensity

  8. “Hey Kev… you read what I wrote about you in ESPN the magazine?”

    “Hey Kev… you read what I wrote about you in ESPN the magazine?”

  9. Later in court, KG would use a doll to point out where Jared Jeffries touched him

    Later in court, KG would use a doll to point out where Jared Jeffries touched him

  10. What the FUCK is that smell??  Smells like shit.  [sniff sniff] Oh… it’s us… and the way we’re playing.  Nevermind.

    What the FUCK is that smell??  Smells like shit.  [sniff sniff] Oh… it’s us… and the way we’re playing.  Nevermind.